Especially the desperate ones.
You take all these fucking pictures together and in three weeks your ass will be all depressed because he got rid of your pathetic ass.
I can’t.
*Meanwhile the fabulous, smart and beautiful me is single as fuck.
The smart ones never get laid.
Keep calm and make cum.
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“All my life there was only one person who tried to be my friend, who went out of her way when I had no right or reason to expect her to… and I screwed her. Not to mention her boyfriend, only him literally.”
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Why is Nigel Thornberry so popular?
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The bottom right one. I CAN’T!
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It’s really because I haven’t met the one.
This place is so leeched of anything worthwhile, I refuse to have shame-sex with closeted white men in their mid 30s / early 40s.
I refuse to have sex in the woods.
I refuse to have sex with someone I don’t vibe with.
And so I haven’t had sex since 2010.
Quality is worth waiting for, right?
reblogging because it’s a little person with an average dick.
I’d like some of that.
I’m bizarre.
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Jungle Julia
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what is this I don’t even….
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Other than the usual whatever I'm just me. Overweight queen in the middle of nowhere, throwing his life away with indie music and random websites. If I ever make another Tumblr, it will be about my life as a fashion victim (why I'm not doing that now, I don't know). But otherwise, I'm just sitting here, telling you about me, and hoping you like some of it.
